February 2012
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom: You’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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i don't wanna rape ya, i just want the paper.
“Why did he write to her,
“I can’t live without you”?
And why did she write to...”
– Carl Sandburg (via paperocean)
January 2012
my body's begging me stop
but my brain never met a body it couldn’t shutup.
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I could do these dishes, i could try to do these...
or i could go to australia
carry a bowie knife
and wear my hair like hepburn,
parted on the side
and learn card tricks
and physics and buy
everyone drinks
and take boxing
and try eating things only with chopsticks
and finally be like a person i think you might like.
and i am far from where we live, and i have not...
but i will wait
i will wait
i will wait
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I am big, its the pictures that got small
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if we never make it back to california, i want you...
but my love is like a dark cloud full of rain that’s always right there up above ya!
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Your love is like a cyclone in a swamp
and the weather’s getting warmer.
i just died a little inside.
fuck a stoge. bowl.
this is killing me
literally, the stress from the niners game is making me chain smoke. inside. mm nice sunday
Where do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream
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when the going gets rough and i feel like i may...
i look on the brightside: i’m roughly six feet tall.
For well you know that its a fool who plays it...
Global book came
i think this is a sign i should stay on my path as an old man and keep not going out…ooh the book came with the big bubble wrap. lol, contradictory statements.
guess who, out of about 100 other people crashing,...
me! i was telling a friend last night, “usually, when i get in this mindset about something, i get it.” when i said usually, i meant invariably, but i was anticipating potential for my first failure. nope. schedule complete.
You should've built a wall, not a bridge
so since i cant really cook with one hand
i found joy in adding curry powder and paprika to my javans chicken strips and fries, and several sauces. best i could do, and it was boooooooomb
weed dragonfruit green tea
i love my tea infuser mug and penchant for collecting stems and always having green tea handy. i know how to fight colds.
i loled so hard
at randy newman doing the weeds theme song. idk why…im still loling…bahaha im so good at gettin g the minimum shit done for a day then rewarrding mysel.f